I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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