Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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