I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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