I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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