ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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