**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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