Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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