Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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