I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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