OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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