Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just made my gag reflex go away.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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