I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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