I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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