Non-Jews are for practice
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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