She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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