Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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