Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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