He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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