i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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