You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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