My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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