Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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