So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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