I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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