I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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