I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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