That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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