Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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