He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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