Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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