Christians are straight up FREAKS
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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