I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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