When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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