My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Randomize
