And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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