Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
