i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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