You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Is it penis luge time yet?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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