Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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