We're facebook friends in real life
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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