Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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