My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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