She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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