sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
