How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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