bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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