moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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