So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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