i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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