i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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