Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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