Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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