never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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