The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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